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"The Iceman" Premiere - The 69th Venice Film Festival

This feels very her. Black. Vintage-y, if not actual vintage. At 40, she remains an astonishing advertisement for the power of sunscreen.

"The Iceman" Premiere - The 69th Venice Film Festival

And she is telling us something with her eyes. Something beyond, "these are great earrings." That something is...

"The Iceman" Premiere - The 69th Venice Film Festival

..."you guys. What is HAPPENING with Ray Liotta? Ray. Be cool. Be cool, Ray."

"The Iceman" Premiere - The 69th Venice Film Festival

MICHAEL SHANNON: I am handsome when I am not playing a terrifyingly f'ed up person, which is basically never, so just enjoy it when I'm out of character!

ARIEL VROMEN: I'm the director! Michael Shannon and I have been dressing like twins for weeks!

WINONA: YOU GUYS. Liotta! He's doing Blue Steel again.

RAY LIOTTA: I might be a vampire now but I don't care to tell you. My spray tan is throwing you off the scent. I know. I'm Ray Liotta.

"The Iceman" Premiere - The 69th Venice Film Festival

WINONA: All I know is, I'm in Venice. And Johnny Depp is in Venice. And Johnny Depp is single right now. And I am single right now. And IF RAY LIOTTA SOMEHOW F'S UP MY CHANCES AT TURNING THAT 'WINO FOREVER' TATTOO BACK INTO A 'WINONA FOREVER' TATTOO, I WILL MAKE GOODFELLAS LOOK LIKE A PIXAR MOVIE."

Well Played, Winona Ryder/OMG Ray Liotta
I have a lot of thoughts. Most of them are encapsulated as: WINO FOREVER. [Photos: Getty]

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