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Zoe Saldana

This angle is great. The whole thing looks like a beautiful present. And a delicious candy cane.

Zoe Saldana

Here's where you can start to see into the structure of the dress a bit more, but yet it manages to be fascinating enough that pulling back the curtain isn't a detraction or a distraction. That skirt feels like art.

Zoe Saldana

Zoe Saldana

Another beautiful angle. I wish I'd seen this in motion to see if it moved fluidly. And I really do seriously want a Brach's peppermint right now.

Zoe Saldana

I like this side perhaps the least -- it starts to look like a sponge-painted American flag duvet. But that's still only one side out of four I'm not sure about, for a 75 percent success rate. Okay, so that's only a C grade in the American system, but I'm sure if you put that on some kind of GFY curve it's at least a B+ if not a healthy A-. So she's totally on our honor roll. Want a bumper sticker, Zoe?

Well Played, Zoe Saldana
Seriously, if you think about it, Zoe Saldana gets the wardrobe of a Cate Blanchett, even though her resume has a bunch of crazy (Center Stage, Crossroads), a sci-fi blockbuster (Star Trek), and of course a life-changing worldview-shattering piece of blah-blah (Avatar). Not that she should be ashamed of any of those credits, but it wasn't so long ago she was making the rounds at Fashion Week in a presumed bid to be noticed and remembered, and don't you think it normally takes being in an awards-baiting movie to get access to the A-list avant-garde frocks? It took Anne Hathaway forever. It really took Jessica Biel shagging Justin Timberlake to get there. So props to Zoe: She's done it through smart stylist-hiring (I assume), without forcing an A-list dating profile (she's engaged to some dude I've never even seen), and without -- so far -- feeling like she has to run off and take off her shirt in an indie flick or play a heroin addict or a Nazi hunter or whatever. That's a testament to her charisma. And the fact that she wears the HELL out of her clothes. That's the key, too. She looks confident in her choices, which is such a massive influence. Yeah, this Armani looks kind of like a frosted holiday window decoration, or a giant version of an ornament I actually do own for my tree. And yet I love it on her, because she's wearing it as nonchalantly as if it were a t-shirt and jeans. Come do a virtual twirl with Zoe and see if you agree.

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