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# Well Played/Amusingly Played, Anne Hathaway
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-playedamusingly-played-anne-hathaway-04-2011/
- Published: 2011-04-11T15:00:32.000Z
- Updated: 2011-04-12T16:49:46.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Well Played, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

"Oh, hi, America, fancy seeing you here. Don't I look adorable in this?

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"And oh, gee, are these old things still here? I was so caught up in doing the crossword and reading charmingly intellectual books about, like, British people and vegetables and whatnot, that I completely forgot to take off my glasses! Honest mistake! It has NOTHING to do with me being worried that hosting the Oscars next to a human fart would taint my reputation as a very brainy and fascinating individual. NOTHING AT ALL.

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"But, you know, in case you missed it: Adorable! Down to earth! Smart! I could tutor you in math! Diagram sentences with your daughter, because come on, you totally don't remember how to do that! I can give you uncomfortable but medically honest sex advice, speak to you in Binary, and rearrange your home library based on the Dewey Decimal System! In short, I am TOTALLY too busy being a brainy supergirl to hang out with James Franco on a daily basis! Because if I did, wouldn't my IQ be too diminished for me to teach you the metric system... IN FRENCH? I MEAN RIGHT."