Robert Pattinson

I like this. For a dude who, presumably, has the metaphorical blues, it's ballsy to come out wearing ACTUAL blue -- especially when you know that the Us Weekly Body Language Expert or whatever is watching and scribbling down notes. But it's good on him. And I like that he's smiling and looking blithe and pleasant. Nothing grates on the ex more than looking like you're actually completely fine.

Robert Pattinson

"Oh, hey, there, Imaginary Kristen, what's that you say? Your feet hurt and you want to put on sneakers already? NOT MY PROBLEM. You forgot to brush your hair, or even wash it? DON'T CARE. Hate the spotlight? TOO BAD. You let some skeezy philandering 41-year old whose wife you're friends with do unspeakable things to you, because somehow you didn't figure out that if the skeezy 41-year old is WILLING to philander with you then it means he's a skeezy philanderer and thus a massive error in judgment for you? NONE OF MY BUSINESS. I'm just looking for the fruit plate."

Robert Pattinson

"Ahem. Sorry about that. Let's pretend it didn't happen. I shall remain composed from here on out. And I wasn't kidding about the fruit plate. If by 'fruit plate' you mean 'beer and some really good meat snacks.'"

Well Played, Robert Pattinson

It had to happen sooner or later: R.Pattz emerged from hiding after the K.Stew scandal, and did a bang-up job looking none the worse for wear. I'm sure there were people on one team or another on constant alert for puffy, red eyes, a drunken collapse, maybe even some plaintive moaning at the sky. Instead, he looks like he always does. Which, when you've had as crappy a few weeks as he had, is an admirable achievement. In his shoes I'd probably still be coated in Cheeto dust. [Photos: Getty]