Heidi Klum

I mean, come ON. You do not just let this totally tremendous costume molder in your tomb until it's time for your Halloween party in the afterlife (Heather and her husband and I went to Egypt in 2008 AND IT WAS AWESOME, and also that is why I can tell you with great authority on all things Egyptian that I am sure the Pharaohs would have been down for a good Halloween party).

Oh, SANTA

HOWEVER. I may never be able to unsee this and I kind of want to.

Jay Manual

Speaking of things you wish you could unsee. Mr Jay is basically the only celeb who came to the event -- I assume most of the ones who would have popped over for Halloween have long since returned their costumes to Billy Joe's Halloween Extravangaztorium, or wherever -- and I like to think he was just wearing this out to the club anyway.

Well Played/Terrifying Mental Images, Heidi Klum

You know how every year Heidi Klum throws an AMAZING Halloween party and wears an incredibly rad costume? This year, Hurricane Sandy put the kibosh on it, so she threw it over this weekend instead, and called it "Heidi Klum's Haunted Holiday Party Benefiting The American Red Cross." So YAY for her making charitable lemonade out of those lemons, and also, you know she was like, "I AM WEARING MY CLEOPATRA OUTFIT COME HELL OR LITERAL HIGH WATER." Behold. [Photos: Getty]