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Kate and Wills at Wimbledon

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This photo is by Karwai Tang (via Getty) and I feel like the instant the shutter snapped, Karwai was like, "EARNED MY KEEP TODAY" because this snap tells you all you need to know about how Andy Murray's day went today, right? I feel like I will be using this photo a lot, for all kinds of things.

The Goat Strikes Again

Like so.

Kate and her Zimmerman

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Here we are in happier times. I know we've seen this purse before and I swear to you, every time she carries it I think, "IS THAT A FAN?" like she's going to start gesturing with a fan like she's the Marquise de Merteuil all of a sudden and she and William are in a bitter war of sexual one-upmanship being waged over, like, the hot dude who's in charge of polishing the fire extinguishers at Buckingham Palace.

Kate at Wimbledon

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If you'd asked me what shoes I thought she'd wear with this, I might have guessed wedges and then I'd have lost all my lovely things, so thank god that didn't happen.

Kate Middleton, Meet Sunglasses.

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"It's true. Everyone DOES look hotter in sunglasses. JUST WATCH."

Kate and William,

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"Yeah, pretty hot. You convinced me."

Kate and Wills

"How are mine?"

"Kinda dorky, but I guess I'll keep you anyway."

Well Replayed: Kate and Wills at Wimbledon
In which Kate rewears my favorite of her day dresses -- the White Eyelet Zimmerman, cue chorus of angels -- and demonstrates for us The Power of Sunglasses. William wears denim Never Nude cut-offs and an old Comic Relief tee shirt with a Uggs and earmuffs. [Photos: Getty; Pacific Coast News, Splash]

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