Wills and Kate at the Wimbledon Men's Singles Final

We HAVE seen this dress before. It's the Jonathan Saunders she wore on their Far East Tour. (I like it.) We have also seen his suit before BECAUSE WE HAVE EYES. (I tease because I love. Who can truly complain about a blue suit? Not I.)

Wills and Kate at the Wimbledon Men's Singles Final

And now let's take a trip through The Many Faces of Wills and Kate. This is a face that I, a watcher of many sports, call "I have my doubts that we're going to be able to pull this one off."

Wills and Kate at the Wimbledon Men's Singles Final

This is the "Oh, God. I can't take this." I have made this face A LOT. Usually I am fetal on my living room floor, though. I guess you're really not allowed to go fetal in the Royal Box.

Wills and Kate at the Wimbledon Men's Singles Final

And this is your classic "WHOOOOOOOO SUCK IT WE RULE!!!!" which I have ALSO done. I suppose one really isn't allowed to scream "SUCK IT" in the Royal Box, either, which is a shame. Heavy IS the head that wears the crown.

Wills and Kate at the Wimbledon Men's Singles Final

And this, of course, is the "OH HELL YES!," which is the kissing cousin to the "SUCK IT!"

Wills and Kate at the Wimbledon Men's Singles Final

This is the "oh. Um. Never mind. Things just took a turn." They were cheering for Federer, but after the match -- as I saw on ESPN, because ESPN took us backstage this year, which was totally fun -- she and William were chatting up Djokovic and seemed very pleased for him. How could you not be? Both Djokovic and Federer are such classy good sports. (There was conversation about how competitive their home tennis matches are, although Kate said she's not as on top of her game since she had George. INVITE HIM OVER FOR A RALLY, KATE.)

Wills and Kate at the Wimbledon Men's Singles Final

I know you guys always like to see them being Schmoopy-Adjacent, so obviously I wasn't going to neglect to bring you PHYSICAL CONTACT BETWEEN PEOPLE.

Wills and Kate at the Wimbledon Men's Singles Final

So nice, I included the same sentiment twice. In the end, I just couldn't decide between "Gentle Guiding Hand in Small of the Back," or "Gentle Guiding Hand on Upper Arm." WHY NOT HAVE BOTH?

Well Replayed, The Many Faces of Wills and Kate at the Wimbledon Men's Tennis Finals

These two make a LOT of faces at sporting events, which pleases me. That is as it should be. I myself once almost blacked out at a football game because I wasn't taking in sufficient oxygen. (I don't recommend that.) They also look WAY better than they did yesterday, which ALSO pleases me. [Photos: Getty, Splash]