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# Well SWINTONed: SWINTON in Schiaparelli Couture
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-swintoned-swinton-2-06-2014/
- Published: 2014-06-12T15:00:32.000Z
- Updated: 2014-06-12T18:31:34.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Well Played, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

SWINTON, you festive bag of sass, you.

[![Tilda SWINTON](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/tilda-swinton-ffn_km_snowpiercer_061114_51448611.xml "SWINTON")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/06/tilda-swinton-FFN%5FKM%5FSnowpiercer%5F061114%5F%5F51448611.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

No, really, you look like a delightful holiday wine sack. If only Santa would pop you down my chimney with a nice tawny port and some reds and whites tucked up in there. We could have a grand old time watching *Golden Girls* reruns together and discussing whether St. Olaf is the greatest gift ever given to television audiences. Just the other day on Twitter I was laughing over [the herring circus scene](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ5JmbX2t3U&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), and how Bea Arthur nearly loses it and then actually DOES lose it but manages to make it in service of the scene, and I may have shed a little mirthy tear... SWINTON and I would have such a fine old time with that. She's a gas, I think, and the effervescent dotted froth of this frock is actually her spirit animal. Yes. Let's go with that.

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