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# Well Played, Demi/WTF Ashton
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well_played_demiwtf_ashton102810-10-2010/
- Published: 2010-10-28T08:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:36:41.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Dialogues, Man Fugs, WTF, bad hair, wearing black, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27, Demi Moore

ASHTON KUTCHER: We are SO HAPPY TOGETHER! No marital problems at all! OUR BODY LANGUAGE IS NOT AT ALL AWKWARD!  
  
DEMI MOORE: Ashton, let go of my wrist. We look all weird and Cruise-Holmesian.  
  
ASHTON: That's FINE WITH ME, PRECIOUS BRIDE!  

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/10/96021_106215240.jpg "GQ's The Gentlemen's Ball - Red Carpet")

  
DEMI: Yeah. Like that's better. At least I look super hot.  
  
ASHTON: Super hot! NEVER WOULD I STRAY, SWEET WIFE.  
  
DEMI: Whatever. If you REALLY loved me, you'd do something about that hair. You look like you tripped and fell into 1992.  
  
ASHTON: I actually had this hair in 1992! Those were good times. I had just started high school -- HA! Can you believe I was 14 when you were married to Bruce? -- and --   
  
DEMI: Guess what? YOU'RE NOT HELPING. And there's something else you should never do again:  
  
  
![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/10/96021_106232399.jpg "GQ's The Gentlemen's Ball - Inside")
  
  
ASHTON: But, baby, that's Chris Brown! He's --  
  
DEMI: There is no end to that sentence that will help your cause.