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# Well Played, Eva Mendes
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well_played_eva_mendes-10-2010/
- Published: 2010-10-01T09:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2010-10-01T08:35:54.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Well Played, stripes, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

I was going to put this to a poll, but it turns out that the more I look at it, the more I love it:  
  
![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/10/94971_104579031.jpg "Variety's 2nd Annual Power Of Women Luncheon - Arrivals")

  
It's all STRIPED and NAUTICAL -- two of my favorite adjectives, along with "twee," "burly," and "pantywaisted," which I am fairly sure I made up one night. The difference being, of course, that you might LIKE looking nautical in your sassy 70s stripes, and hardly anyone appreciates being told they look like a twee, burly pantywaist.