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# We're REALLY Testing a Theory Here
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/were-really-testing-a-theory-here-12-2024/
- Published: 2024-12-05T20:00:18.000Z
- Updated: 2024-12-05T07:20:08.000Z
- Description: About sunglasses.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:27

Everyone looks hotter in sunglasses, but... what about TWO pairs of sunglasses, deployed together? This is Honey Gonzales, a ballroom star and soloist on Beyonce's Renaissance tour; in Googling her name, [I learned she just signed with a big L.A. agency](https://variety.com/2024/biz/news/uta-honey-gonzales-1236213870/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), so maybe she's thinking her future's SO bright that she's gotta double down on the shades? This aesthetic is a fascinating combo of, say, Cannes photocall and Harry Caray, and while I'm not sure she looks *hotter* in either of these, she did give me a good laugh on a sluggish Thursday. For now I think I'll stick to one pair, if for no other reason than: Imagine having to try not to lose *two*. Impossible.

###### \[Photo: John Nacion/Getty Images\]