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# We're Serving Fresh Bacon Today
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/were-serving-fresh-bacon-today-07-2022/
- Published: 2022-07-28T18:00:52.000Z
- Updated: 2022-07-28T05:39:46.000Z
- Description: Sizzling.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:20

Kevin Bacon is in a new horror movie, which may account for why his hair looks like it's recently been startled. Now, Kev, don't take it too hard. I still love you. We can still cut loose -- footloose, if you don't mind -- and I will put on my Sunday shoes specifically to kick them off with you. But surely even you have to admit that you went a little wild on the volumizer. It's so tall that I think the very tips legally count themselves a degree removed from you.

He tamped it down a millimeter or two for an earlier event:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/07/shutterstock_editorial_13046445at-1658967815.jpg "Outfest Los Angeles LGBTQ Film Festival's Closing Night Gala Presents 'They Them', USA - 24 Jul 2022")

The thing is, though, it doesn't matter. It's Kevin Bacon. He inspires joy, and honestly, the towering hair and equally large grin are so endearing together. I will never Marie Kondo this man out of my heart.

###### \[Photos: Stephen Lovekin, Broadimage/Shutterstock\]