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# We're The Fuggers
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/were-the-fuggers-08-2013/
- Published: 2013-08-16T15:00:24.000Z
- Updated: 2013-08-16T06:12:36.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

Jennifer Aniston has, like an X-Wing in the Death Star corridor, switched all power to front deflector screens.

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/wenn20578399.xml "Jennifer Aniston")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=875961&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

That looks like it was soldered to her from a mechanic's junkyard. But it's also, to me, HILARIOUS. She's been nagged about pregnancy rumors, she's cheerfully noted that she just gained a couple pounds that everyone assumed was a baby, and she's endured a hundred magazine covers about the state of her ring finger, her uterus, and her mind grapes. Strapping a giant wheel well to her womb is a very amusing way to screw with everyone. I hope it was intentional. Well, obviously I hope the appliance *itself* was intentional, as I don't wish upon ANYONE the fate of being squeezed into Darth Cummerbund against her will. But mostly I hope the Up Yours of it all was on purpose. I've decided it is.

\[Photo: WENN\]