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# What A Fuggin' Year: More Of Our Least Favorites of 2013
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-a-fuggin-year-more-of-our-least-favorites-of-2013/
- Published: 2013-12-31T18:00:13.000Z
- Updated: 2013-12-31T20:08:09.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## January Jones

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/12/jones11-419x578.png)

OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THIS. HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN ABOUT THIS. Well, the memory probably seared off my frontal lobe.

## Rosie Huntington-Whiteley

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/1682103781-419x630.xml)

My Gucci Nightmares.

## Amber Valletta

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/186666247_10-419x622.xml)

My Gucci Nightmares, Part 2: Mardi-Gras Slacks.

## Amanda Seyfried

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/wenn20570251-419x628.xml)

I want ti line it and redesign it and then I might be in love. But that's a LOT of caveats.

## Kate Moss

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/99598pcn_royal17-419x645.xml)

Don't you feel like Kate Moss shouldn't be doing something that everyone else had already done? I mean, to some degree obviously that's impossible; everything has been done before on some level. But the only reason to wear something this witchy to an outdoor art gala is if you think it's making a dramatic statement, and zzz.

## Dakota Fanning

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/182642835-419x629.xml)

Sexy Witch is also not my favorite look on Dakota.

## Jemima Kirke

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/169878127-419x629.xml)

I get the giggles every time I see this. What are you DOING, child?

## Amy Adams

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/12/453373735-419x5851.jpg)

Not an effective use of her legs.

## Melonie Diaz

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/453184423-419x6281.xml)

Not an effective use of her cuteness.

## Eva Longoria

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/105786pcn_beso18-419x628.xml)

This woman wore some seriously questionable stuff this year. There was stuff that was more blatantly see-through, but for some reason the one that bugs me the most is the one that feels like it's trying to be something it isn't.

## Ashley Benson

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/12/176203056-419x585.jpg)

Garishly wrong. And she may be realizing it right here.

## Florence Welch

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/wenn20344280-419x632.xml)

You think the dress is as bad as it can get, and then you reach the shoes.

## Rihanna

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/91996pcn_rihanna06-419x774.xml)

Looking into pants does not mean stepping into DOUBLE PANTS. I'm sure it's just an optical illusion, but still. It's an optical DELUSION. In the sense that it's not as cool as she thinks.

## Selena Gomez

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/spl595041_018-419x628.xml)

... Is that a Champagne coozy built into her pants?

## Kim Kardashian

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/12/FFN_Kardashian_Kim_RIV_022213_51020414-1-419x595.jpg)

Every pair of pants I see in this slideshow, I think, "Those are the worst pants in history." They might ALL be, equally, the worst pants in history.

## Justin Bieber

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/12/FFN_Bieber_Justin_FLYNETUK_022713_51024930-419x576.jpg)

These are certainly up there. Or down there, as it were. Thees might be worse than Kim's pants. Kim, write Justin a thank-you note.

## Chloe Bridges

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/wenn20716394-419x641.xml)

No, girl.

## Jennifer Morrison

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/12/168754362-419x593.jpg)

And a Fug Madness seeding was born.

## Gwyneth Paltrow

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/wenn20451476-419x630.xml)

In my prep document making note of different outfits, I pasted this link and wrote, "WTF is Gwyneth wearing?!?" I ask it again.

## Sheryl Crow

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/wenn20254298-419x616.xml)

The good news stops at her necklace. Even "American Hustle" steered clear of this flavor of retro.

## Jessica Biel

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/spl510920_001-419x604.xml)

Her adherence to sheer pants is Hudgens-ian in its consistency. That is not a compliment.

## Abigail Breslin

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/12/457327015-419x5731.jpg)

Abigail squeaked this one in right under the wire. I think it's made us all believe a little bit less in stripes.

## Kelly Osbourne

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/455678611-419x6301.xml)

I still don't understand why her back is dressed as Jesse Tyler Ferguson's neck.

## Paula Abdul

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/12/454368141-419x5951.jpg)

Paula, you trippy, woeful delight.

## Nina Dobrev

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/454367559-419x6271.xml)

Lest you think we love her wardrobe unreservedly, this was a misfire all around. Except maybe for the color.

## MIscha Barton

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/spl513926_015-419x714.xml)

Welcome to your honeymoon trousseau, Olde Tymey Bride.

## Rooney Mara

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/187599298-419x628.xml)

Some of you really liked this. I still really, really don't. Every proportion on it is strange, and the overlay looks so muddy and cheap.

## Jessie J

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/451939975_10-419x656.xml)

Not an effective use of the bottle of WIte-Out she found while cleaning out her desk. (She wore this to meet royalty. CHOOSE BETTER.)

## Kristen Wiig

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/183192562-419x609.xml)

She made it particularly hard for us to choose this year. This is pretty awful...

## Kristen Wiig

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/166908779-419x629.xml)

... and this is also a travesty. Two very different forms of fuggery; equally unflattering.

## Alyssa Milano

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/179664058_10-419x629.xml)

Alyssa, stop posing and pick up your traffic sign. Some children need to cross the runway safely.

## Lily Collins

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/175703009-419x634.xml)

Of all her midriff looks this year, this is my least favorite because it's not even trying. It's a sports bra. Her navel is used as an accessory.

## Jessie J

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/179434118-419x623.xml)

Again, there is seriously no design here. And not much fabric either.

## Cate Blanchett

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/12/178944938_10-419x278.jpg)

There is at least a surplus of fabric HERE.

## Marion Cotillard

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/453608995-419x6501.xml)

The worst. She is SO PRETTY. WHY. Even if it turns out she was Secretly Pregnant, she has done the uterine secret thing so much better in the pat.

## Carly Rae Jepsen

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/170470424_10-419x629.xml)

When we implored her to put down the rompers, this is not where we hoped it'd go.

## Rebecca Hall

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/176939045-419x609.xml)

If it's going to confuse people into thinking your seams have popped, leave it on the rack.

## Michelle Dockery

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/175707613_10-419x662.xml)

With all due respect to scoutmasters, MIchelle Dockery should not be going anywhere looking like there's a jamboree missing its leader.

## Tyra Banks

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/12/175022383_10-419x586.jpg)

WHAT IN THE FRESHEST HELL IS THIS.

## Megan Hilty

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/174590525_10-419x609.xml)

Much like everything she's ever done on NBC, Megan Hilty deserves better than this.

## Olivia Munn

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/12/173244326-419x592.jpg)

Awful makeup, strange lace thing. Proof that a bad outfit doesn't have to be ELABORATE in its awfulness; just COMMITTED.

## Rooney Mara

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/170639718-419x612.xml)

That dustruffle is on my guest bed right now. Furniture and Rooney Mara shouldn't have that much in common.

## Laura Linney

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/170401078-419x629.xml)

Careful. Laura Linney runs her classroom like a prison and she WILL whack your palm with a ruler if you break your slate over someone's head.

## Elisabeth Moss

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/170400490-419x629.xml)

Had these two halves even MET each other before they landed on her body? Is it a bad fashion blind date?

## Rita Ora

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/169917587-419x629.xml)

Tough to pick my least favorite of all her shenanigans, but this tulle sneeze is pretty convincing.

## Irina Shayk

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/169877411-419x656.xml)

We put a Megan Hilty version of this in our Cut slideshow, but there were lots to chose from, and honestly, each one had an argument for why it was the most awful. This one looks like it's employing bike shorts for modesty.

## Joan Smalls

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/130523ac1_smalls_j_b-gr_01-419x636.xml)

This one almost bumped Hilty out of the Cut slideshow, but ended up here because despite being totally crotchtacular, at least think the pattern on the dress and the hem is not awful.

## Natasha Bedingfield

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/169814734-419x628.xml)

I am speechless.

## Paz Vega

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/168784978-419x629.xml)

The cameltoe-crotch look really ices this crack cake.

## Zoe Saldana

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/168751682-419x610.xml)

This looks like the novelty entertainment at a really tacky birthday dinner for some dude turning 50.

## Beyonce

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/168197866-419x630.xml)

Kim Kardashian can't feel TOO bad -- Givenchy ALSO sent Beyonce to the Met Ball looking like a massive sofa, although this one is Satan's chaise longue in his dressing-room in Hell.

## Linda Evangelista

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/168190452-419x629.xml)

Linda Evangelista in her most provocative modeling role yet: As the twelve-year old who would become Elizabeth I.

## Ashley Greene

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/168189923_10-419x629.xml)

This ALSO could not be more flattering. How many people misread "rock and roll" as "rock and royal"?

## Gwyneth Paltrow

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/168189605-419x629.xml)

I think Gwynnie read last year's invitation by mistake and showed up in Schiaparelli pink. It would've been awful then, too.

## Martha Stewart

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/167861349-419x629.xml)

And not just gold bike shorts -- gold bike shorts she has ALREADY WORN.

## I Don't Remember

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/167260557-419x644.xml)

And let's not repeat her name just in case she's embarrassed. This rando showed up at a Star Trek premiere in Australia and I can't let the outfit pass by without another WTF head-bang.

## Michelle Williams

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/166932553-419x629.xml)

I am so over outfits that are shaped like Darth Vader's Imperial Star Cruiser.

## Lili Simmons

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/162618633-419x610.xml)

The Easter Bunny's concubine.

## Julianne Hough

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/12/161490577-419x590.jpg)

Almost as confusing as the time she wore blackface, although this is mercifully only offensive to eyeballs and not to the world.

## Kelly Rowland

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/161418680-419x629.xml)

She has a great bod, but I don't care for how this dress is displaying it.

## January Jones

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/160207288-419x630.xml)

She looks like spices wrapped in cheesecloth that I just dropped in a vat of cider.

## Emma Roberts

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/12/159443712-419x578.jpg)

Noooooo thank you.

## Sophia Bush

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/12/159463176-419x589.jpg)

Hideous, overwhelming, ill-fitting..

## Kim Kardashian

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2013/12/spl653342_017-419x586.jpg)

She is wonderfully subtle.

## Nicole Scherzinger

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/108486pcn_nicole04-419x628.xml)

I really think she and Kim Kardashian look like sisters and are possibly fashion spirit twins. Which is bad because we REALLY don't need any more Kardashians, much less Kardashian-Lites.

[What A Fuggin' Year: More Of Our Least Favorites of 2013As with our slideshow of favorite looks, this one is overflow from our year-end Cut slideshow (and the Best/Worst polls recap post) -- all the looks that were fit to print, but we couldn't, because we didn't have a hundred slides at our disposal. It may dishearten you to see how much fug happened, and to know that EVEN THIS is merely the tip of the iceberg. EVEN THIS required making some decisions. I know. We had it rough in 2013, y'all. Here's to our eyeballs for surviving.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2013/12/jones11-419x578.png)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-a-fuggin-year-more-of-our-least-favorites-of-2013-12-2013/)