Jessica White
This woman is seriously her own deity.
Kate Upton in Dolce & Gabbana
This is just hilariously wretched. She is trying so hard to keep her chin up, when NOTHING about this could be any LESS flattering to her body. It's so, so bad. It's junior-theatre bad, and that's actually an insult to junior theatre. Sorry, y'all.
Kristen Stewart in Chanel
This was a bit divisive at the time, but I was annoyed this tried to make itself full-length. It wasn't a great year for Chanel, in my eyes.
Kate Hudson
If you can do this to Kate Hudson's body, you are a DANGEROUS SARTORIAL CRIMINAL.
Diane Kruger in Prabal Gurung
I'm not sure what's worse: the manic glue-gun couture, or the hairstyle she wore with it.
Jennifer Lopez
"HOLA LOVERS. I assume you are here because you took a wrong turn somewhere because NOTHING is wrong with this and I have never done anything that does not make sense so GOODBYE."
Helen Mirren
I hope Helen Mirren was quarantined after this, because whatever she has is obviously EXTREMELY DANGEROUS.
Alexa Chung in Nina Ricci
Ugh. It looks like one of those covers people put over the pulls for their blinds.
Anne V in Jonathan Simkhai
Horrible things have been done to pelvises this year.
Ariana Grande
She infamously wore this to the White House Easter Egg Roll or whatever it's called, and it is SO ABSURD to me that she showed up at an event FOR CHILDREN ON THE PRESIDENT'S LAWN wearing a sweater and Go-Go boots. YOU ARE RIDICULOUS.
Ashley Madekwe in Dior
Skirt-Leg, you devious bastard, you.
Chloe Grace Moretz
This is just one of the many things CGM wore this year that were HIGHLY questionable. I picked this one because I just don't even get the point. You already have a dress under there. Why are you making it all sad and tragic with the overlay?
Chrissy Teigen
Obviously what Chrissy was supposed to wear with those slacks accidentally burned in a fire and so she had to improvise. Right? RIGHT?
Christina Hendricks in Paule Ka
This just does her every injustice in the world.
Ciara in Givenchy
She wore this to one of the worst-dressed parties of the year -- a shindig for Carine Roitfeld's magazine -- and It's one of those that sincerely just makes me stop and wonder if people have gone TOTALLY INSANE that they voluntarily put on stuff that is SO BAD.
Erin Richards
CASE IN POINT.
Julianne Hough in Zimmermann
I cannot speak.
Rashida Jones
Why are those pants happening to her? She seems pleasant enough. What deity did she cross?
Freida Pinto
She has very nice legs, but that slit-with-lace upsets me.
Gwen Stefani
She looks like a scout at Emoji Camp who is REALLY proud of her badges.
January Jones
Stick that head on her glorious Emmys dress and we'd have had a win. WHY JANUARY. WHY.
Iggy Azalea
... Formal sweatpants? With a slit? I reject it.
Kate Walsh in Stephane Rolland
Spectacularly unflattering on her, especially with that makeup job.
Katie Holmes in Michael Kors
Sometimes Katie Holmes is too staid. But then she branches out and we think to ourselves, "Oh, right, THAT'S why we shouldn't be upset when she gets staid."
Keri Russell in Rosie Assoulin
Surely she REALIZES something from the May Pole is stuck to her.
Kim Kardshian
REMEMBER BIB SHIRT?
Kim Kardashian in Ulyana Sergeenko
Honestly, her entire archive is bad, but I fought the urge to do a Year In Kardashia slideshow -- I knew you guys would hate me for it -- and instead just picked what I felt was representative of all her problems. This seems to do the trick.
Kim Kardashian
As does this. That skirt is Ralph & Russo but the top is a latex nightmare that repeats the sins of the previous outfit. Which is the same thing she always does to her chest. THE SAME WRONG THING.
Kristen Bell
I love you, and I love your Samsung ads with Dax Shepherd, and I know you are pregnant. But this jumpsuit was never going to be the answer. To anything.
Lindsay Lohan
Okay. I am clearing the air here. In the original post, I made a crack about "Marge is mixing tequila and Listerine again," and someone thought I was making a joke about Lindsay's sobriety. NOT INTENTIONAL, I swear. I was joking that she looks like a kooky old dingbat at the bingo hall, basically -- someone you'd gossip about if you were also one of those kooky old dingbats and you can't STAND Marge because she's always breathing all over the only eligible bachelor under eighty. It was NOT AT ALL meant to be a crack on her sobriety, and totally didn't even stop to think it might be interpreted that way. Sorry to anyone I accidentally offended thusly.
However I still hate this outfit.
Malin Akerman
WHY GOD. NO.
Malin Akerman
She just did UNSPEAKABLE things to her chest this year.
Margot Robbie
She had a really good style year, for the most part, but then this crimson clunker ruined things.
Marion Cotillard in Dior
She makes a very LOVELY insect, but...
Michelle Monaghan
Well, look, some people just really hate the way their napkins keep sliding off their laps. Might as well sew it on there.
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This would have been bad on her without netting, but the fact that it's there and RIPPLING is just sad.
NPH and David Burtka in Thom Browne
Methinks both of them are regretting accepting this invitation.
Nicole Richie in Donna Karan
Her head looks weirdly fine with the purple hair, but the dress is post-apocalyptic in a way that just makes me want to climb in bed and wait for it to pass.
Rumer Willis
Which molting motif is worse, Nicole's or this one?
Noomi Rapace
She wore some bad pants this year, but the one hurt the most.
Rita Ora in Roberto Cavalli
I don't even think I need to comment on why this is terrible.
Rita Ora
We're in a bit of a Rita Ora streak here, because I also had to acknowledge the wrong-headedness of whatever this is.
Rita Ora
And that looks like it came from a bag in a spaceship.
Sarah Paulson in Armani Prive
Some people loved this and did not understand our disdain. It just looks like blood splatter to me. Like murder at the ballet.
Shailene Woodley in Rodarte
Don't worry, Shailene. It's not good, but there's nothing you could have done to help it, short of staying home and/or screaming "NO!" and running away when this was handed to you.
Sharon Stone
I know she's Sharon Stone, so the kook tolerance level is high, but she looks bonkers in that. It's like the shirt of the pirate she bedded last night.
Sharon Stone
But nothing was as weird a The Case of Why Her Belly Button Isn't Where It Looks Like It Should Be.
Solange
Those pants. THOSE PANTS. Actually the shirt doesn't fit, so that's not great, but those suckers look like lobster-clad crackers.
Jackie Cruz
WORDS.
Willow Shields
Willow is a young kid, and I think it's great that she had fun this year picking really unusual stuff, because she's a kid. But this does look awfully semi-homemade.
Kate Moss
I hope she starts dressing like this all the time.
Nicole Kidman in Fendi
Yeah, she's having second thoughts.
Kacey Musgraves
Just take that thing out and sell it to Ariana Grande, kid.
Heidi Klum in Versace
Answering the question, "If you TP'd Heidi Klum, would she notice?"
Tessa Thompson in Rodarte
The Mulleavys strike again.
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I mean... this was bananas. And the shoes are terrible with it. Good for Taylor for having confidence, but seriously, unless you've set your gymnastics routine to selections from The Da Vinci Code, I'm going to stamp a big ol' NO on this.
Jessie J
The outfit is bad enough, but the lipstick pushes it into HOLY HELLFIRE territory.
Selena Gomez
Half-assed all around.
Katy Perry
It's the idiocy of "NU FRENZ" that really drives the nail into this coffin.
Willa Holland
Her head looks as good as the rest of this looks HORRENDOUS.
Rihanna
I just wish nobody had humored Tom Ford on this line at ALL. And just flat-out refused to go there. DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM.
Berenice Bejo
Careful where you spill your Rogaine, America.
Jennifer Lawrence in Dior
I really hated this Dior. It was just... it felt like a totally half-assed and unflattering effort on its marquee star.
Heidi Klum in Marchesa
She's inching toward Noted Kook territory.
Gwen Christie
I genuinely think this might have been intended as a skirt.
Janet Montgomery
I genuinely think this was intended to have a shirt over it.
Ashanti
I genuinely prefer not to think about this at all.
Sarah Paulson
And this is what she wore to the funeral of the person she may have murdered all over the other dress.
Jessie J
In which we are expected to consider the existential conundrum, "At what point do shoes become pants?"
Sally Hawkins
Fug Nation hated this so hard, she got a Fug Madness berth. But I have to be honest: After everything that's come before it, I am not even that mad at it anymore.