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# What Happened, Jessica Biel?
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-happened-jessica-biel-10-2022/
- Published: 2022-10-10T17:00:57.000Z
- Updated: 2022-10-10T02:19:02.000Z
- Description: This outfit seems to have backfired.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Giambattista Valli, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:20

This Giambattista Valli looks like the cake at a deathbed wedding, so I don't think this was ever going to end well for Jessica Biel. But unfortunately it didn't START well, either, or perhaps didn't start at all. I am perplexed by the styling. Did she forget to hire a glam team, or decide to go without? (Fiscal prudence for the win...?) Did she come out of her barre class and think, "You know what, I am ROCKING this uneven lankness, let's just roll right into the Children's Hospital gala"? Did Justin insist on taking the 101 freeway with all the limo doors open?

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2022/10/shutterstock_editorial_13450424k-1665367505.jpg "Chla Gala, Los Angeles, California, United States - 08 Oct 2022")

The good news is, he did not act a fool on the red carpet, so maybe that phase is behind him. He also performed at the gala -- [a mix of covers and his own songs](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/lifestyle/lifestyle-news/justin-timberlake-performs-childrens-hospital-la-concert-gala-jessica-biel-chris-pine-1235236477/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) \-- because a friend called him and asked if he'd do it. [This Twitter thread chronicles the whole thing](https://twitter.com/chrissgardner/status/1578935722052005889?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), if you're so inclined, including a moment when JT politely shot down a dude who asked him to take off his shirt. That is... a bold and probably very drunken request at ANY moment, much less a Children's Hospital party. Having said that, he probably could've auctioned it off for a pretty penny, so maybe that's an idea for next year.

###### \[Photos: Jim Ruymen/UPI/Shutterstock, John Salangsang/Shutterstock\]