Amber Rose
Seriously, you know Amber Rose is like, "I never got sat with these yokels when I was DATING KANYE HELLO DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO I AM I DATED MOTHERF'ING KANYE."
Amber Rose
"Yeah, sorry about this. If I were still dating MOTHERF'ING KANYE, you would be seeing way more of my breasts."
Amber Rose
"But you can still see plenty of my buttocks. You're welcome."
Amber Rose
I like the coat. I'm sure the dress is fine. (I do not condone the stockings with open-toed shoes.) It's just a lot TOGETHER, especially with red tights. She looks like the surface of the sun, which I suspect is not the kind of "hot" for which she was aiming.
Amber Rose and Bai Ling
Two Fug Madness champions, holding hands. Where is Aubrey O'Day when you need her? Bai could probably fit her in one of those thigh pockets. Also, I love that even Amber's "relaxed" outfits have to involve crazy shoes. I guess her feet are NEVER off the clock.
Amber Rose
Yep. Subtlety is Amber's middle name.
Amber Rose
This is my favorite: A Point Beer t-shirt. See? The girl knows her priorities.
Amber Rose
So, apparently, aside from wearing beer tees and space-age dresses, Amber has been getting ambushed. The caption for this photo claimed that Amber had a CD thrown in her face by "a fan." Now, we here at GFY do not advocate throwing anything in anybody's face unless it is an alcoholic beverage, and you are on Dynasty. But putting that aside for a second: The culprit was "a fan" of whom, exactly? If you love Amber Rose, you should be throwing, like, strings and catsuits in her face, and if you love Kanye, well, that's not going to get you very far because he's busy putting kazoo up in this bitch (per his Twitter, a national treasure), and she's just out buying convertibles with her sister. This PSA brought to you by the people at The More You Throw.