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# What Is Going ON, January Jones?
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-is-going-on-january-jones-06-2018/
- Published: 2018-06-13T15:00:20.000Z
- Updated: 2018-06-13T05:22:26.000Z
- Description: Three is a trend, which means things are BAD.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

This is a vexing situation. January's two outfits before this one, from [Off White](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/january-jones-you-are-a-good-sport-02-2018/) and [Coach](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/coach-has-got-its-claws-in-january-jones-06-2018/) respectively, were steaming crackpiles; now, she's clad as an attorney in a porno called *Banging The Gavel*, which I am positive involves sexually tampering with a hostile witness, holding the Jury Foreskin in contempt, doing at least three things that make the stenographer woozy, and a pizza delivery dude because why not. Please don't let this be a symptom of job-hunting season (she was on *Last Man on Earth*, which died in The Great FOX Purge of 2018 that made room for Tim f'ing Allen). Then again, the simple fear of Not Being Seen is actually a better reason than actually digging these outfits.

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