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# What the Fug: Alysia Reiner
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-the-fug-alysia-reiner-07-2016/
- Published: 2016-07-28T19:00:21.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:44:18.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

Bless you, Alysia (she is, if you're not familiar, from *Orange Is The New Black*).

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/07/gettyimages-583549966.jpg "Alysia Reiner")

We are in summer's dark days, when fewer and fewer celebs seem to show up around town. There is not a preponderance of events, and frankly, most of them have probably been doing what I'm doing: holing up and flipping between MSNBC and CNN (and, yes, *Baywatch* reruns) while eating their feelings. So I salute you, Alysia Reiner, for so selflessly slitting open a king-size pillow case and gluing it your frock, so that we might have something to discuss. In return for this courtesy, I will compliment your lipstick. High-five.

\[Photo: Getty\]