Brooklyn Decker
This REALLY feels like a cosmic dare: Can a bigtime model REALLY pull off a high-fashion flotation aid? The answer may be no. She looks like she's being hugely harassed by gravity.
Brooklyn Decker
It is only weirder from this angle. Like a dust ruffle she got on sale at Macy's got all tangled up with her shorts in the wash, and she misinterpreted it as inspiration.
Brooklyn Decker
I do think those shoes are cool, though, and a good choice with the rest of it. They somehow ground the whole thing, as much as it can be grounded.
Brooklyn Decker
Let's finish on her face, and that great lipstick which manages to have color and yet still come off as unobtrusively neutral. She is so, so lovely, and actually really natural on camera (in a way that poor Kate Upton, who seems to be trying to follow BD into acting, is NOT -- those Game of War ads are both unintentional comedy AND unintentional tragedy).