Carrie Underwood in Gauri and Nainika

The hideousness of this dress cannot be overstated. If you told me this started life as a kite, I would believe you.

Carrie Underwood

GIRL. You are wearing COASTERS AND A PETTICOAT.

Carrie Underwood

Yes, I do believe those are bike shorts underneath the Skittles Brick Road.

Carrie Underwood

There is an ENORMOUS amount of weird happening with that gown, but I'm stuck on her spray tan being set to Crate & Barrel Espresso Stain Coffee Table.

Carrie Underwood

This looks like she's being sewn together. Tenuously.

What the Fug: Carrie Underwood at the American Country Countdown Awards

Well, we all wanted her to be less boring. Now we have to deal with what we hath wrought. [Photos: Getty]