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# What the Fug: Carrie Underwood in Yanina Couture at the American Idol Finale, with Special Guest Star J.Lo
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-the-fug-carrie-underwood-in-yanina-couture-04-2016/
- Published: 2016-04-08T15:00:25.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:45:17.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46, Carrie Underwood

"Um. Hey y'all, lovers!"

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/04/gettyimages-519669940.jpg "Carrie Underwood")

"So like, I'm a superstar now, lover people, and I'm dressed as... um.... the bird coming home to roost in... the nest, lovers. For I am the... winningest?... of *American Idol* winners. You do not beat the Underwood, or... wait, that came out wrong. You do not... I Carrie'd this show, and... and also thighs. God damn, this is hard, how does J.Lo do it?"

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/04/GettyImages-519696870.jpg "Jennifer Lopez")

"Silly girl-child, even I have moved past that. THIS is how you Lopez now. LIKE A PROM BOSS, in a dress by YAS Couture, because YAAAS QUEEN. (And with thigh. You did have that part a little bit right, but I will never tell. If you ask me in public I will smile and say what a nice little flea you are and that I hope you enjoy eating at restaurants because you are being SERVED.)

"YOU are, in the words of the prophet Duff, SO YESTERDAY. Because this is how we Lopezed on Night 1 of the *Idolize Lopez* finale.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/04/GettyImages-519507550.jpg "Jennifer Lopez")

"And once I did it, and came out like a confetti cannon murder victim whose sad fate will be solved next season on *Shades of Me,* then it was DONE and I moved on. And when you look to tonight's dress for inspiration, Blunderwood, I will be back in the nakeds, because I am always one step ahead. You are the chutes. I am the ladder. LOPEZ OUT."

\[Photo: Getty\]