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# What The Fug: Chrissy Teigen in I Can't Even
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-the-fug-chrissy-teigen-in-i-cant-even-06-2014/
- Published: 2014-06-04T16:00:44.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T00:59:04.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, WTF, super(and unsuper)models, transparency, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

Granny panties, a see-through skirt, and a poorly draped top that puts the "ow" in luau?

[![Chrissy Teigen (1)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/chrissy-teigen-spl774188_001.xml "Chrissy Teigen (1)")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/06/chrissy-teigen-spl774188%5F001.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Looks like someone has a raging case of the Kimyes. Beyonce was right to skip the wedding, they clearly don't have a vaccine for this yet.

[](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/06/chrissy-teigen-spl774188%5F012.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

This is so hideous, it actually makes me miss Rihanna's nipples. Like, what IS that on the back? It looks like a floral Baby Bjorn. The perfect size to hold all her regrets.

\[Photo: Splash\]