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# What the Fug: Ciara in Michael Costello (With Special Guest Star J.Lo)
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-the-fug-ciara-in-michael-costello-with-special-guest-star-j-lo-08-2016/
- Published: 2016-08-24T18:00:46.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:43:46.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

I know she supposedly sang at this party, but this feels like a LOT for a 'do in The Hamptons.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/08/gettyimages-592628638.jpg "Apollo in the Hamptons 2016: Hosted by Ronald O. Perelman")

And by a lot, I also clearly mean, "very little." I mean, if THIS is what she's wearing to a house party, what in Bey's name does she have planned for the VMAs? WHAT'S LEFT, CIARA?

Even J.Lo pulled it together:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/GettyImages-592626746.jpg "Apollo in the Hamptons 2016: Hosted by Ronald O. Perelman")

AND BROUGHT A PIE. She is wearing a total normal outfit, with a totally normal purse, and a totally normal smile and ponytail and pumps, AND IS CARRYING DESSERT. "What, this old thing?" she is saying. "I am the Martha Stewart of Puff Dummy's ex-girlfriends. I bake pies with one eye open while doing squats. *The Great British Baking Show* is based on my house."

Oh, Ciara. I promise you, if Jennifer Lopez is showing up at this thing bearing baked goods and only the tiniest hint of sideboob, you have misread your invitation.

\[Photos: Getty\]