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# What the Fug: Cobie Smulders in Alessandra Rich
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-the-fug-cobie-smulders-in-alessandra-rich-10-2016/
- Published: 2016-10-21T14:00:21.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:42:24.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

The green shoes are cool...

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/10/gettyimages-615127190.jpg ""Jack Reacher: Never Go Back" New Orleans Fan Screening")

... but I think actual pillowcases are longer than this, which looks more like the costume for a figure skater's potentially culturally insensitive short program. If Jack Reacher is vowing to never go back, so too should she.

The J. Mendel she sported at the subsequent event is much better:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/10/FFN_Cruise_Reacher_FFUK_102016_52208912.jpg ""Jack Reacher: Never Go Back" - European Premiere")

I guess it's feast or famine with the skirts here. I want to take this one up to mid-shin or knee-length and bring the other one down. If only tailoring worked like some kind of magical cosmic see-saw.

\[Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet\]