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# What The Fug: Crystal Reed
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-the-fug-crystal-reed-05-2014/
- Published: 2014-05-28T16:00:18.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:46:45.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

No, I *literally* need someone to explain this to me:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/crystal_reed-493969933.xml "NYLON x Aloft Hotels Celebrate The Music Issue With Cover Star HAIM")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/)

Because from where I sit, it looks like the undone bow tie of a giant paired with the apron of a carhop, and what may well be a totally blameless skirt that's somehow been dragged into a huge, huge mess.

\[Photo: Getty\]