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# What the Fug: Eva Longoria
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-the-fug-eva-longoria-11-2016/
- Published: 2016-11-18T00:00:49.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-21T15:12:02.000Z
- Description: Thank you, Eva, for warming our hearts with some bonkers fashion.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

This is our first new post since the redesign went live, and I could not be happier that it's a classic Go Fug Yourself head-scratcher of a crackfest.

![L'Oreal Paris Women of Worth Celebration 2016 - Arrivals](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/11/gettyimages-623734182.jpg)

It's as if she sensed the world needed her to go deep for this one, so she prowled the globe looking for pants that brought the most shame to the genre, and a shirt that looked the most like a mantilla ill-advisedly sold and quickly discontinued by Bed, Bath, and Beyond. The best part? This could secretly be a jumpsuit, and thus, all one piece. This belongs on a woman who is perched on a swing in a perfume commercial. She'd be hawking a fragrance called Gone by Eva Longoria, crying one perfect tear as a man in leggings rode away on a horse.

\[Photo: Getty\]