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# What the Fug: Gwyneth Paltrow
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-the-fug-gwyneth-paltrow-04-2016/
- Published: 2016-04-14T15:00:40.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:45:16.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

This is actually more funny to me than anything. Jess's reaction was, "Bless her heart," and mine was to think that my grandmother would have called this "snazzy."

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/04/gettyimages-520957590.jpg "Gwyneth Paltrow ")

I just sincerely feel like she dropped her keys in a bowl and is ready to swing, baby, swing. That, or she's about to put on a turban and perform *Nobody Takes Me To The Cleaners And To Bed In The Same Day: Selected Monologues and Pithy One-Liners of Alexis Carrington Colby Dexter Rowan*. Confession: I would buy a ticket to that.

\[Photo: Getty\]