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# What the Fug: Janet Jackson
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-the-fug-janet-jackson-09-2015/
- Published: 2015-09-02T18:00:45.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:45:42.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, WTF, performances, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

People who've read *The Royal We* often tweet us to confess they wish our protagonist's father's invention, the Coucherator (a fridge-sofa hybrid), actually existed. So do we, friends. But its cousin may be real:

![janet jackson](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/09/ffn_jackson_janet_jking_083115_51838363.jpg "Janet Jackson")

I mean, if that's not a Pantserator, then what a waste of SEVERAL cubic feet of space.

\[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]