Kanye West
Truly there is no more tender, loving tribute.
Kanye West
I am actually sad for Kanye that he lost his mother. And to him this clearly IS a tender and loving tribute, so whatever. Grieve how you need to grieve, Kanye. Just maybe don't tweet anything else about Bill Cosby.
It does come off like KIND OF a cursory gesture to stick Kim's father on the back -- like, "Oh, right, uh, yeah, that guy. The one from Friends."
Apparently Kanye SOLD THESE SHIRTS AT THE SHOW, and is also making a video game about his mother's ascent to Heaven. I... wonder if somewhere in a nether realm, Donda and Robert are having tea and watching all this unfold, shaking their heads, placing amusing side bets on how many Twitter followers Kanye will lose whenever he says something asinine about Bill Cosby, or the over/under on Kim's neckline.
The Kardashian-Jenners
I assume this will be the impetus to revive the Kardashian Khristmas Kard. I have never seen a group of people look more tense about what they hath wrought, except for MAYBE the dudes who built and steered the Titanic, and I only saw THEM through the magic of the movies. THESE PEOPLE ARE REAL.
The Kardashian-Jenners
Khloe, Kourtney, and Caitlyn all appear to be staring at the ceiling, praying for deliverance via some kind of catastrophic roof leak. Kendall seems to have clicked into her Modeling place where she doesn't react to anything except a camera. Kylie might have just woken up. Kim is hoping you will think she's Donatella Versace. Kris is like, "HA HA HA WASN'T KANYE A GREAT IDEA THAT I HAD UH HUH REAL HAPPY ABOUT THIS ONE," and North is just outta there. She's going to blow up Suri Cruise's cell with 911 texts.
Kim Kardashian
This is what Game of Thrones would look like if Kanye took it over.
Caitlyn Jenner and Kris Jenner
The look on Caitlyn's face here is priceless. Kris's boobs are in a circus cage, Caitlyn has on a turtleneck that looks like it was recently eaten, and they appear to be having opposite amounts of fun.
Khloe and Lamar
That is A BODYSTOCKING, KHLOE. It's for INTERPRETIVE DANCE, not sitting in Madison Square Garden. I am glad to see Lamar able to get up and about, but still very concerned that he's being made a storyline in all this without his complete consent.
Tyga and Kylie
It's at this point that I will self-promote and point you to the profile we wrote of Tyga for DuJour, which involved his non-Kylie lady friend leaving the house as we arrived. In this shot Kylie appears to be closing her eyes so she can dream of a time when this -- ANY Of this; her outfit, her boyfriend, her brother-in-law's post-apocalytic vanity Spanx -- is not happening anymore.
Kanye West Yeezy Season 3 - Backstage
When Kanye runs for president in 2020, as promised, he is going to have some INTRIGUING rallies.
Kanye West's Yeezy Season 3
This set looks like he found some tarp-covered junk in the MSG basement about half an hour before the doors opened. And then some equipment manager for the Rangers was like, 'Uh, dude, our backup sticks are under there,' so he just charged in and got them.
Kanye West Yeezy Season 3 - Backstage
HOW he dragged Naomi Campbell into this... I assume she is wearing her own fur and just refused to engage very deeply with any of this, in exchange for a shitload of money.
Kanye West Yeezy Season 3 on February 11, 2016 in New York City.
"When Kanye is president, nipples will be our national currency."
Kanye West Yeezy Season 3 on February 11, 2016 in New York City.
"I REALLY wish I had read Twitter this week before I agreed to be in the show."
Kanye West Yeezy Season 3 - Front Row
"Jeeves, bring the car around. NOW. BRING IT NOW. RIGHT NOW."