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# What the Fug: Kristen Stewart in Jonathan Simkhai
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-the-fug-kristen-stewart-in-jonathan-simkhai-07-2016/
- Published: 2016-07-08T16:00:50.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:44:19.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

This ostensibly artsy dress is more of a Rorschach test from Satan's own inkwell.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/07/ffn_km_equals_premiere_07072016_52115177.jpg "Kristen Stewart")

I say that because when I look at it, I don't see a house, or a dog, or even a face. I see only a screaming pelvic vortex feeding on itself.

\[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]