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# What The Fug: Lindsay Hartley
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-the-fug-lindsay-hartley-07-2014/
- Published: 2014-07-10T21:00:13.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T00:57:21.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, soap stars, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

Oh, Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald. I know you had a hard life on *Passions*, including nearly being cremated alive, and going down to hell with Julian Crane and having to hang out with him there while Hitler wandered by you.

[![Lindsay Hartley at Hallmark upfronts (1)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/ffn_rij_hallmark_tca_070814_51473144.xml "Lindsay Hartley (1)")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/07/FFN%5FRIJ%5FHALLMARK%5FTCA%5F070814%5F51473144.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But that's no excuse for THIS much sideboob. AT THE HALLMARK CHANNEL UPFRONTS. I mean, Hallmark Channel probably has a movie in development all about how sideboob ruins families, or something. And that's not just sideboob; it's frontboob:

[](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/07/FFN%5FRIJ%5FHALLMARK%5FTCA%5F070814%5F51473145.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

There really is no greeting card category for my feelings. *Sympathy,* like the dress itself, just doesn't seem to cover it. They need to create a new category for WTF ARE YOU DOING GIRL I KNOW *ALL MY CHILDREN* WAS CANCELLED AND YOUR EX IS HOT HOT JUSTIN HARTLEY AND HE'S DATING ANOTHER SOAP STAR NOW BUT YOU HAVE GOT TO PULL IT TOGETHER AND BE SANE PLEASE. I don't think that's too specific, do you?

\[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]