Kim Kardashian
I think Kim and I would have a much better relationship if she dressed like this more often, if not all the time. She could completely change her narrative. It's not too late, Kim.
Kim Kardashian
This is an oddball creation. I am surprised she agreed to a dress that's cut to make her look like she's oozing out of it. And I don't know if it's just weird lighting in this photo, or if her spray bronzer really was set to Orange Jolly Rancher.
Kim Kardashian
Girl you are going to need a chisel to get some of that spackle off.
Kim Kardashian
Sigh.
This is not the best photo of the outfit, but it's the only one that didn't really have North in it. I'm sure it's quaint of me to care, given that Kim doesn't, but sometimes I just... want to keep that poor little girl out of it. It's bad enough that I suspect they're going to force her into being some kind of Kardashian Klotheshorse; let's at least not doom her to being in Us Weekly next to her mother's lace-up skirt and one of Kanye's old jackets.
Khloe and Kourtney
God, and Kourtney has the coat, too. Did she borrow it, or did the all get matching uniforms? Is there a Kardashian Kickball team I don't know about?
But listen, this next slide... skip it if you're at work. K and K here are at a Beyonce concert, so I guess... but really, there's no way to explain the decisions that were made. Here goes.
Khloe and Kourtney
GIRL. SAY NO TO THIS. You are an *actual* assclown.
Khloe Kardashian
I guess she had to balance out the universe by giving her top half some transparent love.
Kim Kardashian
And, oh, look, nobody has told Kim that shirt is still THE WORST THING. STOP OWNING IT.
Khloe Kardashian
Oh, right. Nobody has told Kim about her shirt because NOBODY SHE HANGS OUT WITH IS USEFUL. I had high(ish) hopes for you, once, Khloe. You were going to be the Get-A-Grip Kardashian. Now your clothing judgment is just terrible.