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# What The Fug (Mostly): The Capital FM Summertime Jam Thing
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-the-fug-mostly-the-capital-fm-summertime-jam-thing/
- Published: 2014-06-23T16:00:58.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:46:45.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Rita Ora

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/rita-ora-ag036645_02.xml)

I am epically sad for everyone and everything involved in this outfit, because it is a thing that exists, and it should not be. It is stupid. Kid, if you want to be refried Rihanna that badly, then I guess I can't stop you but... really?

## Ellie Goulding

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ellie-goulding-ag036645_25.xml)

This is crazy hideous -- it looks like a top made from two oven mitts that got married -- and yet compared to Rita's mesh monstrosity, it's a soothing glass of punch.

## Jessie J

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jessie-j-ag036645_15.xml)

Sigh. If it were JUST one or the other. Why does everything have to be both? Why so much "and"? I BLAME YOU, OLD COKE ZERO ADS.

## Pharrell Williams

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/pharrell-williams-ag036640_02.xml)

DID SOMEONE SIT ON HAT?!?!?!?!?!

[What The Fug (Mostly): The Capital FM Summertime Jam ThingTights are not pants. You know what else tights are not? SLEEVES. THIS WHOLE OUTFIT IS SOLD IN THE INTIMATES SECTION. \[Photos: AKM/GSI\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/rita-ora-ag036645_02.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-the-fug-mostly-the-capital-fm-summertime-jam-thing-06-2014/)