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# What the Fug: Sarah Jessica Parker
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-the-fug-sarah-jessica-parker-10-2016/
- Published: 2016-10-13T16:00:43.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:42:25.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

This photo is a week old, but somehow I missed it. Perhaps because the wires in my brain simply could not connect and agree on what the hell it even is:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/10/ffn_sjp_gma_ggff_100516_52195085.jpg "SJP")

All I know for sure is that the shoes are cute and don't really mesh; they should have been saved for the ballet or a premiere. Here, she's en route to *Good Morning America*, and I am pretty sure America -- or anywhere else in the world -- needed a LOT more coffee after clapping eyes on this. It's... a puzzle. It's a blouse and a skirt and it has aspirations of being a widow's petticoats. The middle bit might be folding back around on itself, like some kind of fashion wormhole collapsing on her abdomen. She could be in *Sweeney Todd*. She could believe herself to be Helena Bonham Carter in a new musical about the life of Tim Burton. (We'll call it *Burtonjuice* until we workshop a better title.) All of those things could even be true at once, and hell, now I need more coffee, and I don't even *drink* it.

\[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]