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# What The Fug: Sarah Jessica Parker in Schiaparelli Couture
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-the-fug-sarah-jessica-parker-in-schiaparelli-couture-06-2014/
- Published: 2014-06-11T15:00:30.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T00:59:04.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, amfAR, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

"Someday," she thought, "my prince will come."

[![Sarah Jessica Parker at amfAR Inspiration Gala](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/sarah-jessica-parker-sjp-amfar-450402442.xml "Sarah Jessica Parker at amfAR Inspiration Gala")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/06/sarah-jessica-parker-sjp-amfar-450402442.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

"And when he does, he'll be so GLAD I bought that pastel stamp set and made a chastity garment that protects the rare virtue of my elbows and upper forearm. And when we marry I shall be known as Princess Ulna, and on our wedding night I'll sing, *Let it 'bow, let it 'bow, can't hold it back anymore; let it 'bow, let it 'bow, slice the cloth and slam the door // and see it bend // my joint foreplay // it's been hiding for so long // a lady's crook should be saved for her wedding day*. I mean, right?!?"

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/prince_judgment1.xml "Prince")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/06/PRINCE%5FJUDGMENT1.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

"Dang," she thinks to herself, "that is simply the LAST time I pay heed to what I read in *The Wicked Stepmother's Guide to Crafting*."

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