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# What the Fug: The ARIA Awards
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-the-fug-the-aria-awards/
- Published: 2016-11-23T00:19:28.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-23T06:40:44.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

## Charli XCX

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/11/gettyimages-625210706-1479881495.jpg)

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 23: Charli XCX arrives for the 30th Annual ARIA Awards 2016 at The Star on November 23, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Brendon Thorne/Getty Images)

We begin with Charli here, wearing what could charitably be called a tennis dress, and shoes that I think Queen Elizabeth II would find comfortable. Which is not a knock on the shoes; I'm just surprised to see her in low heels. Young'uns so rarely go that way. But if you think the dress is a bit short...

## Charli XCX

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/11/GettyImages-625211612-1479881506.jpg)

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 23: Charli XCX arrives for the 30th Annual ARIA Awards 2016 at The Star on November 23, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Caroline McCredie/Getty Images)

... then you're CORRECT. Diapers get better coverage. (Also for real, Harry, please buy your granny those shoes for Christmas.)

## Ben Lee

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/11/GettyImages-625200604-1479881445.jpg)

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 23: Ben Lee arrives for the 30th Annual ARIA Awards 2016 at The Star on November 23, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Brendon Thorne/Getty Images)

Ben (musician, former longtime Claire Danes beau) totally looks like the computer-science teacher who has a different wackily colored suit for each special school event.

## Robbie Williams

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/11/GettyImages-625210774-1479881517.jpg)

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 23: Robbie Williams arrives for the 30th Annual ARIA Awards 2016 at The Star on November 23, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Brendon Thorne/Getty Images)

I love Robbie's trippy jacket, but somehow the askew bow-tie is what seals the whole thing. It's all so Vertigo. Okay, I've stalled long enough. Here is Tove Lo.

## Tove Lo

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/11/GettyImages-625213468-1479881530.jpg)

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 23: Trove Lo arrives for the 30th Annual ARIA Awards 2016 at The Star on November 23, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Brendon Thorne/Getty Images)

"Jessica. Tove Lo is wearing fallopian tubes."

"How festive! *\*pause\** OMG YOU MEANT ACTUAL FALLOPIAN TUBES."

## KLP

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/11/GettyImages-625201080-1479881457.jpg)

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 23: KLP arrives for the 30th Annual ARIA Awards 2016 at The Star on November 23, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Caroline McCredie/Getty Images)

I don't know who she is, but her tear-open skirt-pant legs make words feel actual human pain.

## Natalie Conway

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/11/GettyImages-625199782-1479881472.jpg)

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 23: Natalie Conway arrives for the 30th Annual ARIA Awards 2016 at The Star on November 23, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Brendon Thorne/Getty Images)

These mesh leg vents are so much more subtle, and I cannot believe we've come to a place where that sentence is ever true. 

## James Arthur

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/11/GettyImages-625213806-1479881543.jpg)

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 23: James Arthur arrives for the 30th Annual ARIA Awards 2016 at The Star on November 23, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Caroline McCredie/Getty Images)

I am concerned that his head-hair and his beard hair have been glued to his face.

## Megan Washington

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/11/GettyImages-625213996-1479881558.jpg)

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 23: Megan Washington arrives for the 30th Annual ARIA Awards 2016 at The Star on November 23, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Caroline McCredie/Getty Images)

She looks like if Eva Green developed a Bo Peep fetish.

## Montaigne

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/11/GettyImages-625225028-1479881573.jpg)

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 23: Montaigne arrives for the 30th Annual ARIA Awards 2016 at The Star on November 23, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Caroline McCredie/Getty Images)

This dress is actually potentially really pretty, and fun, and therefore I'm terrified to probe it more closely in case it shatters my illusion.

## Kyle Bielfield

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/11/GettyImages-625201280-1479881483.jpg)

SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 23: Kyle Bielfield arrives for the 30th Annual ARIA Awards 2016 at The Star on November 23, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Caroline McCredie/Getty Images)

And then my new avatar showed up.

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