SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 23: Charli XCX arrives for the 30th Annual ARIA Awards 2016 at The Star on November 23, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Brendon Thorne/Getty Images)
We begin with Charli here, wearing what could charitably be called a tennis dress, and shoes that I think Queen Elizabeth II would find comfortable. Which is not a knock on the shoes; I'm just surprised to see her in low heels. Young'uns so rarely go that way. But if you think the dress is a bit short...
Charli XCX
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 23: Charli XCX arrives for the 30th Annual ARIA Awards 2016 at The Star on November 23, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Caroline McCredie/Getty Images)
... then you're CORRECT. Diapers get better coverage. (Also for real, Harry, please buy your granny those shoes for Christmas.)
Ben Lee
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 23: Ben Lee arrives for the 30th Annual ARIA Awards 2016 at The Star on November 23, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Brendon Thorne/Getty Images)
Ben (musician, former longtime Claire Danes beau) totally looks like the computer-science teacher who has a different wackily colored suit for each special school event.
Robbie Williams
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 23: Robbie Williams arrives for the 30th Annual ARIA Awards 2016 at The Star on November 23, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Brendon Thorne/Getty Images)
I love Robbie's trippy jacket, but somehow the askew bow-tie is what seals the whole thing. It's all so Vertigo. Okay, I've stalled long enough. Here is Tove Lo.
Tove Lo
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 23: Trove Lo arrives for the 30th Annual ARIA Awards 2016 at The Star on November 23, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Brendon Thorne/Getty Images)
"Jessica. Tove Lo is wearing fallopian tubes."
"How festive! *pause* OMG YOU MEANT ACTUAL FALLOPIAN TUBES."
KLP
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 23: KLP arrives for the 30th Annual ARIA Awards 2016 at The Star on November 23, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Caroline McCredie/Getty Images)
I don't know who she is, but her tear-open skirt-pant legs make words feel actual human pain.
Natalie Conway
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 23: Natalie Conway arrives for the 30th Annual ARIA Awards 2016 at The Star on November 23, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Brendon Thorne/Getty Images)
These mesh leg vents are so much more subtle, and I cannot believe we've come to a place where that sentence is ever true.
James Arthur
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 23: James Arthur arrives for the 30th Annual ARIA Awards 2016 at The Star on November 23, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Caroline McCredie/Getty Images)
I am concerned that his head-hair and his beard hair have been glued to his face.
Megan Washington
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 23: Megan Washington arrives for the 30th Annual ARIA Awards 2016 at The Star on November 23, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Caroline McCredie/Getty Images)
She looks like if Eva Green developed a Bo Peep fetish.
Montaigne
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 23: Montaigne arrives for the 30th Annual ARIA Awards 2016 at The Star on November 23, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Caroline McCredie/Getty Images)
This dress is actually potentially really pretty, and fun, and therefore I'm terrified to probe it more closely in case it shatters my illusion.
Kyle Bielfield
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA - NOVEMBER 23: Kyle Bielfield arrives for the 30th Annual ARIA Awards 2016 at The Star on November 23, 2016 in Sydney, Australia. (Photo by Caroline McCredie/Getty Images)
