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# What the Fug: The Jenndashians
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-the-fug-the-jenndashians/
- Published: 2016-10-14T17:00:10.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-10T01:38:28.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

## Kendall Jenner

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/10/ffn_mug_jenner_kendall_101216_52201086.jpg)

Kendall actually looks fairly normal here. I decided to ease us back into things. But they obviously got a deal on those belts...

## Kourtney Kardashian

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/10/FFN_FF9_Kardashian_Kourtney_101116_52200799.jpg)

...because here's Kourtney, trying to make those hideous jeans happen even though we all gratefully left them back in 1989.

## Kendall Jenner

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/10/FFN_CHP_Kardashian_100216_52191811.jpg)

This is both overwhelming, and making her look alarmingly like she's on a leash.

## Kourtney Kardashian

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/10/FFN_CHP_Balmain_Afterparty_092916_52189985.jpg)

This is not so much *Xanadu* as it is the off-brand soft-core knockoff, *Xanadu Me*.

## Kim and Kanye

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/10/FFN_KImYe_Kourtney_CHP_EXC_093016_52190141.jpg)

The thing is, I even kind of want to support a giant gold lame half-caftan. I do. But she is sucking all the campy fun out of it with the plastic shoes. And I don't even know WHAT Kanye is doing back there. He looks like he's borrowing Kylie's coat to go pick up some Funyuns and Tampax or something.

## Kim and Kanye

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/10/FFN_OffWhite_KimYe_CHP_092916_52189542.jpg)

There are a lot of unspeakable horrors in this photo, but worst is that I keep staring at her chest, wondering why it looks like her left nipple is a full 90 degrees west of where it should be. I mean.... that is a really disturbing illusion right there. KIMBERLY WHERE IS YOUR NIPPLE GOING.

## Kim

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/10/FFN_CHP_Kardashian_100216_52191821.jpg)

Jesus cheezballs, child, is that... a labial strip? Or are they actually beige-lined lacy... PJ pants, that she's wearing with... I can't even 404 Internal Server Error.

## Kourtney Kardashian

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/10/FFN_CHP_Kardashian_100116_52191137.jpg)

Yes, laugh it up, Kourtney. It's all any of us have left.

## Kim & Kourtney Kardashian

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/10/FFN_CHP_Kardashian_KK_093016_52190567.jpg)

Sometimes I think Kim looks at her wardrobe and thinks, "Dress like how Mariah Carey SHOULD be doing it."

## Kim Kardashian

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/10/FFN_KimK_Kanye_Armani_CHP_092916_52189214.jpg)

Kanye's all, "WHATEVER KIM I WORE IT BETTER."

## Kim Kardashian

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/10/FFN_CHP_Kardashian_Kim_100116_52191245.jpg)

I CAN'T SEE THROUGH THIS. IT'S A FESTIVUS MIRACLE.

## Kourtney Kardashian

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/10/FFN_CHP_Kardashian_100216_52191815.jpg)

... Man, Kourtney never met a buzz she didn't like to kill, eh?

[What the Fug: The JenndashiansKim has been keeping a very low profile since the incident in Paris, which I think is good for her. Obviously I'm not saying the incident ITSELF was, but the fact that she can react to it the way many of us would -- burrowing in her house and taking a breather and just BEING for a little bit until she feels okay again -- is a reassuring statement on her ability to turn off the spotlight for a second. Because of the robbery, we accidentally missed some rather impressively Kardlike outfits from that trip, so I'm covering those here; otherwise, it's just been Kendall and Kourtney out and about lately, making perfunctory appearances to keep the paps afloat. Because if a week passes without a Jenndashian in the wild, did it really count? \[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/10/ffn_mug_jenner_kendall_101216_52201086.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-the-fug-the-jenndashians-10-2016/)