
This piece of lunacy is a $1020 Prada shirt called "Impossible True Love," and I am hard-pressed to believe it's anything other than a Mannequin tribute. Miuccia herself would not convince me. Which of course, therefore, I interpret as Kanye being a massive fan of that movie -- give our fugcap a read, dude -- and also perhaps a statement on... well, any number of things in his life, frankly.

I cut North out of this as much as possible, while still being able to show you that they stuck her in the fur slides that they all have. Kim, by the way, has moved from those to the naked shoes -- like, the actual plastic ones that are meant to look like she's wearing nothing and just has Barbie feet.

I feel like they are repeating these shoes more often than their show reruns on E. Y'all are not going to convince me those are for anything other than making morning coffee.

Girl, it is not 1983, and you are not in a hair band video.

"IF YOU THINK THAT IS BAD THEN LOOK OUT 'CAUSE THIS SHIT'S GETTING MANIC AND IT'S TIME TO PANIC 'CAUSE YOUR FACE IS GONNA SINK LIKE THE GODDAMN TITANIC."

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This has occurred. (You may have already seen it; this was while we were in a Fashion Week haze.) She legit looks like somebody's human pet. It's terrible. It's horrifying. I have a higher opinion of her acumen than this, and I keep waiting for her to pull the ultimate swerve and SLAY IT every time she leaves the house, because that is basically the ideal ending to her story. Nope.

It's just................ astonishing.
But the next one is for sure not safe for work. Be careful.

No. Just no. The sidewalk is not your own soft-core 12-month calendar.

I am not even sure she's wearing whatever that is in the way it was intended. That could be anything.

Those have ceased to be shorts and have become denim undercrackers.

I call this a palate cleanser.

And here's Kourtney delivering us some shoes that have more material than Kim's shorts.

She was at Fashion Week, so it's possible she wore this -- or part of it -- in a show. But they are... intense. I think of them as psoriasis pants. Pass the salve.
