
I like her lipstick, the color of the dress, and the shoes. The outfit itself... I don't know. It looks like it was made as a companion piece to a pair of designer sneakers.

I think it's possible this started life as a backpack.

Lest anyone forget she is technically still the Alpha Kardashian, Kim has found a dress that looks as if it's tearing itself off her body as we watch.

Business as usual. But with clear plastic shoes, because SOMETHING always has to make me want to claw out my own heart.

I've long since given up marveling at the things the Kards will wear in public. But, yes, they wore these to a restaurant. The SAME restaurant. On the same day, at the same time. Where other people could see them.

Khloe totally thinks she's Jennifer Lopez from the Puff Daddy years. She's Jennifer Khlopez.

Much was made of how both Khloe and Kim have worn these pink PVC dresses. I am more concerned with how this photo makes it look like she has put cement into her face.

AND THEN THIS. I believe this might be a hostage situation.
