Beyonce
Is this Beyonce, or Barbieonce?
Katharine McPhee
If you cut off the elbow cuffs and made this knee length, she'd STILL be perilously close to Andie from Pretty in Pink, but... it'd be more palatable, at least. HINDSIGHT, Katharine.
Jessica Biel
This dress is committing a lot of sins, but arguably the worst is that it's SO TIGHT that it's pancaking her boobs AND making damn sure we see every contour of it as it happens.
Kristen Stewart
Look, I'm sure she was upset when the left sleeve tore off, but that's no reason to overreact with a thousand emergency pins.
Pixie Lott
Not one, but TWO shirts on which one could blow a nose.
Rowan Blanchard
In the words of Uncle Max from The Sound of Music: Make it an uneven three.
Sienna Miller
Those sleeves look like fireworks.
Nicole Kidman
I can't tell if a strong wind ruined this outfit, or created it.
Ashley Madekwe
THOSE SHOES REMAIN THE DEVIL. They were bad in fuzzy pink and they're bad in red. THE WORST.
Khloe Kardashian
Speaking of the worst: this idea.
Beyonce
Beyonce. I cannot. The pattern on the beading makes her look like the key to decoding someone's ancient tomb mystery.
SJP
She could have given SOME of that fabric to Beyonce. Don't be selfish.
Chloe Sevigny
I giggle every time I see this photo. She looks BONKERS in that outfit.
Malin Akerman
This is burgundy, rather than black, which I didn't realize the first time. That's the only positive thing I can say.
Priyanka Chopra
Everything about this is a problem except for her lipstick, and I guess the color scheme. That shirt is a world of no, and the skirt is.... I don't even know. High on its artsy ambitions.
Nicola Peltz
This young actress had a tough October. Between her teeny belt-buckle-strap dress and this bag of sadness and then the next slide.....
Nicola Peltz
... she was not a bastion of yay. This is not a garment, and what's more, it's not even trying to hide its non-garment status very hard.
Kim Kardashian
Speaking of lingerie.
Dakota Fanning
Girl, just because Valentino comes knocking, you don't have to ANSWER.
Bella Hadid
Ditto with Dior. Man, I'm even less likely to answer in that case.
Nicki Minaj
Not safe for work. Not safe for home. Not safe for land. Not safe for sea. NOT SAFE.
Hilary Duff
This may be the exact polar opposite of what Nicki was wearing. And yet it's grievous in a way all its own.
Rita Ora
I still haven't parsed the giant plaid saddlebag. Is it a matching purse hanging from her belt? Is the entire GARMENT made from someone's kicky reserve chute?
Karlie Kloss
She is giving it her all, that's for sure. I might not even hate the capri jeans. But. BUT.
Lara Stone
Wearing a dress that glamorizes the shape of an actual pistol seems tone-deaf at BEST at this point in society.
Adele Exarchopoulos
Everything about this is bad, but weirdly, what bothers me the most is that the bra portion of this isn't doing any actual BRA-ing. Nothing is hoisted. WHY.
Rosamund Pike
It's bad without the pants. WITH them, she looks like a disillusioned bride who's REALLY NOT FEELING her impending nups, nor the dress her mother made her wear.
Sophie Turner
I keep looking at the neon accents and wondering when Louis Vuitton is going to start making Lindsey Vonn's skis and suits.
Felicity Jones
We saw this dress twice -- once at the Emmys, and once here. It was two times too many.
Dakota Fanning
I dug up that the pants are ALC, but don't have a credit on the top. UNDERSTANDABLY. Nobody should want to admit to it.
Lupita in Rosie Assoulin
This is a startlingly similar outfit. With better colors, but the lighter pants mean you can see the sum of their sins more easily.
Gemma Arterton
And, of course, this. A wide-legged capri jumpsuit in wavy sequins, which is a mess on Gemma...
Kate Hudson at GLSEN Respect Awards in LA
... but even worse on Kate Hudson. Gemma went with 80s colors and Kate's is more 70s, which does at least fit her vibe, but... It's unspeakably bad. It's a tequila sunrise made with expired fruit juice.