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# What the Fug: Tori Spelling
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-the-fug-tori-spelling-07-2016/
- Published: 2016-07-28T14:00:55.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:44:18.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

There are days when there are no words; only WORDS. But I tried. I stared at her, then closed my eyes and typed the first five words that popped into my head.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/07/gettyimages-583838056.jpg "Tori Spelling")

They were: bordello wedding tablescape graduate shoehorn. The first three make sense. The fourth is Donna Martin's legacy. The last... well, I think I just like shoehorns. Sue me.

\[Photo: Getty\]