Kourtney Kardashian
Someday, the Pussycat Dolls will come back in the form of a Kardashians parody lounge act. And this will be on their mood board.
Kim Kardashian
AND THEN. Kanye actually looks reasonable, like a functioning human person who understands pants, and Kim just looks like the high priestess on a pervy Tarot deck.
Kim and Kanye
WHAT DID I JUST SAY ABOUT PANTS.
Kim Kardashian
By comparison, this is like a cleansing bath. It's the Emergency Eye Wash Station. (In other pictures the top looked a bit transparent, but... I'm pretending that isn't true.)
Kim Kardashian
The look on that jeweler's face is just miraculous. He looks bored out of his chambray. She looks ready for bed, obviously, which is apt because the shoes are going to put us all to sleep.
Kim Kardashian
... Is this her way of saying she just doesn't feel like getting out of her pajamas right now?
Kim Kardashian
Those shoes are giving her the worst cankles. And Kim Kardashian is NOTHING if not shapely. I guess she won't rest until she has wronged every body part.