Khloe Kardashian
At least that's a great color. I would have hoped Khloe had less bland shoes in her closet, but maybe she was too busy... contouring.
Khloe Kardashian
At first I thought this was a skirt and boots, but it's actually torn jeans. Fine. And the shirt is... well, not what it appears.
Khloe Kardashian
It has some sort of see-through cape attachment. OF COURSE. It can't be enough that it ties up under her boobs, like a bad C-movie heroine.
Khloe Kardashian
Here, she is handing out ice cream at a truck in Los Angeles. And... look, either she brought her own apron, or she borrowed one, but nothing changes the fact that she's wearing it over a bra. APRONS ARE NOT SHIRTS. APRONS HAVE NEVER BEEN SHIRTS. THEY ARE NOT JUST HALTER TOPS FOR COOKING AFICIONADOS. ALSO YOU ARE NOT COOKING. YOU ARE HANDING.
Kourtney Kardashian
I assume Kanye forced her to wear this, since it appears to reference his latest album. Also, given how erratic Kanye has seemed lately, I fear what "feeling like Pablo" means.
Kylie Jenner
Yawn. Eye-roll. Swipe left.
Kendall Jenner
At this point, just wear pants, kid.
Kim Kardashian
This is the classic Kim recipe: Cover up everything except a few toes, and then let the sweater fall off your shoulder so that the focus is on your boobs and nowhere else. The sad thing is, she has nothing to hide -- her figure is great -- and I'm wondering if she realizes that. I mean, you have to really WORK to find a sweater that long, and boot-leggings that snug.