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# What The Fug: Zoe Saldana in Louis Vuitton
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-the-fug-zoe-saldana-07-2014/
- Published: 2014-07-22T15:00:31.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T00:57:20.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

Actually, let's begin with a perfectly regular outfit, from Zoe's Instagram feed:

[![Zoe Saldana Instagram pregnancy](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/onerealzoe-instagram-guardians-of-the-galaxy-press-conference.xml "Zoe Saldana Instagram")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/07/onerealzoe-instagram-guardians-of-the-galaxy-press-conference.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

After weeks and weeks of midriff-nonspecific clothing, this tucked-and-tight Monique Lhuillier sure seems tantamount to making the announcement everyone has been speculating is coming. And I mention that first, because knowing it somehow makes this second outfit FUNNY-awful in addition to just awful-awful:

[![Zoe Saldana, Guardians of the Galaxy](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/zoe-saldana-guardians-of-the-galax-452502908.xml "Zoe Saldana")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/07/zoe-saldana-guardians-of-the-galax-452502908.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

That is a bra, some very fancy gift wrap, and a snapped thong, all somehow tricked into co-existing on one body. I think the world at large really wants Zoe to have this elevated sense of taste, but really, most of the time, I think she has an elevated sense of fussiness.

[![Zoe Saldana, Guardians of the Galaxy](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/zoe-saldana-guardians-of-the-galax-452502534.xml "Zoe Saldana")](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2014/07/zoe-saldana-guardians-of-the-galax-452502534.jpg?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Seriously: It's confusing and it's ugly and it looks like a menstrual belt lost a bet with a glue gun. Pass.

\[Photos: Getty, [Instagram](https://instagram.com/onerealzoe?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)\]