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# What the Fug: Zoe Saldana in Rodarte
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-the-fug-zoe-saldana-in-rodarte-08-2016/
- Published: 2016-08-31T17:00:05.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:43:45.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, WTF, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

Let us spin the Wheel of Rodarte once more. Will we get "cute and lively day dress"? "Kitchy themed gown"? "Haphazard and confusing pastiche"?

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/08/gettyimages-598012800.jpg ""Star Trek Beyond" Mexico Premiere Photocall")

Ohhh. Worse. We got "Bankrupt."

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/08/GettyImages-598015350.jpg "Star Trek Beyond Mexico Premiere Photocall")

I'd like to solve the puzzle. Is it, "WTF PAT, IS THAT A GARTER WITH DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR, AND ALSO I THINK VANNA JUST PASSED OUT"? It *is*? Great. And I didn't even buy a vowel. At least someone won here.

\[Photo: Getty\]