Kim Kardashian
This is BONKERS and there's no way those are comfortable. They have to be the sweatiest plastic leg sleeves in the land. Her bra here is apparently also sheer, but I am not going to look real hard for proof. I don't even really need it. I believe it.
Also, it never ceases to amuse when celebrities simply cannot hold their own umbrellas.
Kim Kardashian
I decided to blow them up. FOR SCIENCE.
Kim Kardashian
This slideshow felt a bit anemic until yesterday. Kim came to PLAY.
Kourtney Kardashian
These people make it SO DIFFICULT to cut around their children. That is both annoying, and I'm sure totally by design, because they want the kids -- or, rather, their doting maternal sides -- to be front and center. But I managed as best I could. Why drag the child into this? I mean, I guess this does seem like something a human person of today would wear to sightsee on summer vacation, but.... I sure wish it wasn't. It has BLOOMERS. It's a bloomin' romper, in several senses.
However: For all you out there who think nobody dresses more seedily than the Kardashian-Jenner clan, I offer you this EXTRA EXTRA EXTRA NOT SAFE FOR WORK shot from the Venice Film Festival. There is also this woman. So just... please know that where the Kards are concerned, it could be worse.
Kim and North
North has the right idea. Head turned away, hair covering her face, trying desperately to disassociate from mom's plastic shoes.
Kim
I was not expecting the back to look like this. Why does this have so many sleeves and/or cape-parts?
Kim Kard
NO BUT SERIOUSLY, why do you publicize all the hard work you're doing to lose pregnancy weight, and then still wear shorts a size too small? Why are you torturing yourself, Kimberly? And why are you wearing knockoff sunglasses from Doc Brown's Back to the Future line?
Kim Kardashian
I have so many thoughts. SO MANY. One of them is that I am ASTONISHED that Kim is not one of those people who gets totally naked before she spray-tans. If you're going to wear those shorts, you need to rub that bronzer a wee higher, Kimbo.
Also, obviously, the shirt and the plush coat with that outfit and the shoes with plastic bridges, and.... I mean, there is so much.
Kendall
The 90s are back, y'all. She's pretty sure she's Brenda Walsh.
Gigi Hadid
Gigi's sleeved tablecloth is a breath of fresh stylish air compared to what came before it.
Gigi Hadid
Love the purse and the jacket. I guess it's good she brought it, anticipating the cold snap that would demand a coat but not pants.
Gigi Hadid
This outfit kind of makes me wish she'd start a girl band. Like, a rock-and-roll girl band in the vein of The Go-Go's, except less awesome because there is no replacing The Go-Go's.