
Now I know what to do with all those safety pins that have accumulated in a dish in on my dresser. If only I'd known I could be a human version of that dish. Why is my mind so small?

This one confused the hell out of me until I found another photo (which didn't show the shoes, so I didn't download it). Basically, I thought it was a black skirt and that half of her was missing. But that's actually her COAT, and the skirt is white, or cream, or whatever. And mostly forgettable. (It's also the only part of the outfit that is Chanel -- I believe -- which is weird. Shouldn't it be more memorable?) This one's all about the brogues, baby, although I do like her pullover as well.

PEOPLE. You can only put your actress in this outfit if she arrives at the event by being wheeled in, Hannibal Lecter-style.

This is an intriguing group of people (the movie is Ang Lee's newest). Everyone looks interesting. Kristen's pants might be a bit off once she stands up, but I like the color. Mostly, I felt like you should see the ladies' feet. Nobody punted, that's for sure.
