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# What the Fug: The Crotchtacularity of Cara Delevingne and Amber Heard
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/what-the-fugs-the-crotchtacularity-of-cara-delevingne-and-amber-heard-11-2016/
- Published: 2016-11-15T18:00:41.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:42:22.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, WTF, Glamour Women of the Year, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

This one starts out so well. Her hair and makeup is everything I would want it to be, had I stopped and thought about it.

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/11/gettyimages-623243138.jpg "Cara Delevingne")

But the rest of her outfit is made of $2,000 silly string. Please, everyone, be careful not to trigger the sprinkler system or this will dissolve right off her.

Amber Heard's turns down the crotch volume, but only slightly:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/11/GettyImages-623243792.jpg "Amber Heard")

Sadly, it's still straight-up Little Bo Peep Show.

\[Photos: Getty\]